Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
My life.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
