Baldness jokes

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.