Baldness jokes
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?