Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
