Baldness jokes
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Bro hes not bald
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."