Baldness jokes

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

What did the hairline say to the hat?

"We go way back..."

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.