Baldness jokes
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA