Baldness

Baldness jokes

People

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

Hair

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Guy

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Bitch

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Eagle

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD

Hairline

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Fanny

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

Head

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Squirrel

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

Man

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?