Baldness jokes
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Bro hes not bald
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."