Baldness jokes
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.