Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Your so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
