Baldness jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.