"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
