Baldness jokes
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Make like your hairline and scram!
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.