Baldness jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(