Baldness jokes
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(