Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
