Baldness jokes
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Memes
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.