Baldness jokes
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Memes
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.