I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a bald mexican A huevo
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
