Baldness jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!