Baldness jokes

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"

He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?

Preagles!

Why are eagles 🦅 bald?

Because they don’t wear wigs.