I Met Lebron James And He Was So Bald At The Time That I Could Count His Hairs.
And That's 1 Hair and Mabey 2
charlenes hair kine was so fat that she was so bald and fat
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when your done!
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)
You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
