Baldness jokes
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Make like your hairline and scram!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.