Baldness jokes
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Make like your hairline and scram!
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!