Baldness jokes
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Memes
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
I'm bald.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!