Baldness jokes
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.