Baldness jokes
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.