Baldness

Baldness jokes

Hairline

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Hairline

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

Hairline

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Forehead

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

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  • Hairline

    My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

    Hairline

    What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

    Eagle

    Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

    Because it's ill-eagle.

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  • Eagle

    How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

    Because they both have eyes.

    Eagle

    Why is the bald eagle bald?

    Because it has no hair.

    It has feathers. LOL.

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  • Hairline

    Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!