Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
I'm bald.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
