Baldness jokes
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.