Baldness jokes
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Memes
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Make like your hairline and scram!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.