Baldness jokes
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!