Baldness jokes

Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Make like your hairline and scram!

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.