Baldness jokes
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.