Baldness jokes

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.