Baldness jokes
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.