Baldness jokes
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!