Baldness jokes

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Make like your hairline and scram!

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!