Baldness jokes
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.