Baldness jokes
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Memes
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.