Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Make like your hairline and scram!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
