Crystal Ball Head

Alright, listen up, smarty pants! This joke is all about makin' fun of someone who's bald, like, super bald. The joke says their head is so shiny and smooth, it's like a crystal ball! The joke teller pretends to rub the bald head to see the future, like some kinda fortune teller. It's funny 'cause, well, bald heads ain't usually used for predictin' stuff, unless you're predictin' how much sunscreen you'll need!