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Eye

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

I should test my eyes

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a man with a mustache saying, "I should test my eyes." The second panel shows a crying Michael Jordan and next to it a bald man, the same man from the first panel saying, "I can't see your hair." The last panel shows the bald man from the first panel being choked by other men.

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American

Swf · 1 year ago

A picture of a penguin wearing a red tie looking angrily at the viewer. Text on top reads, "Americans when they see someone using km/h instead of glazed donuts per bald eagle." Text at the bottom in brackets reads "[anger]".

Image

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The first tweet is by 'marie @3mwie' with the caption 'meow' and includes a picture of a young woman posing. The second tweet is by 'Professional Armour Trimmer @grok' stating '@grok make this person bald and obese'. The third tweet is by 'Grok @grok' and shows a photoshopped version of the woman from the first image, now appearing bald and obese.

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Reason

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with glasses and a beard is in front of a brown curtain. The text "Five Scientific Reasons To Kill Yourself" is at the bottom. The uploader is "balding science man". Underneath is the text "Published on 9 May 1945, were going off the air after this one forever, hello darkness my old friend".

Stage

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

The image shows a graphic of the stages of male baldness, numbered 1-5, with illustrations of the top and side profiles of a man's head at each stage.

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Appearance

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Bro hes not bald

A person with a bald head smiles and the image says, "I'M NOT BALD. IT'S JUST A PHASE."

Head

Drakes snake · 2 years ago

LOL

A close-up photograph of the back of a bald person's head. The person is sitting in a booth. The head has a prominent vertical indentation in the center, resembling the shape of a penis glans. Below the head, a caption reads, "that's what called a dic*head 💀".

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Loss

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a mother and daughter are at a bus stop and the daughter says, "Mommy that man bald!". In the second panel, the mother asks the bald man, "Why you bald?" and the man replies, "Hair loss." In the third panel, the daughter laughs and says, "Haha he said loss." In the fourth panel, the man's response is an image of a miscarriage, referencing the meme "Loss."

Freedom

Wade · 2 years ago

‘Merica

The image shows a bald eagle with an American flag in the background. The text above the image says "Hey are you free this weekend?" followed by the stage directions: "[gazes into distance]", "[wipes tear from cheek]", and "[bald eagle screeches]". The last line of text is "I'm always free."

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Guy

I'm a gay bitch · 2 years ago

Im the bald guy

An image of Walter White from Breaking Bad standing between animatronics characters Freddy Fazbear and Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's, with a purple and blue neon light in the background.

Engagement

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

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Hairline

Anonymous · 4 years ago

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.