Baldness jokes
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Bro hes not bald
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
I should test my eyes
Community talk
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(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more
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