Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when blueface baby drops a new album
Weenis long
Ms Katie- I heard about a Vegan baby Mom- here’s your Happy meal Ms Katie- that’s not vegan did you trick me Kids- Yeah Ms Katie- that’s it little baby Jimmy I’m give you shaking baby syndrome
Mom- Please don’t hurt my son *Ms Katie shakes Jimmy Mom- I’m secretly a cop and your arested
your mama so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains so there is no evidence.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off it’s head
Rock-a-bye dummy in the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. Down will come dummy, Cradle and all
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
Doctor: Hands husband his baby Doctor: Im sorry but your wife didn't make it Husband: The give me the one she made
What do you call a baby in an elevator, Lubrication.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus? God fucked her
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Dick me down shorts
Recently ma baby did this
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baby > commits start breathing Mom> commits abort baby > commits ohshit.exe
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever ; a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters😊
herishy me lava u why did u leave mee wahh wahh baby sharka doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie...
Why didnt the wife want sex?
BECAUSE THEY WERE HAVING TO MANY BABIES.
Why do baby’s cry? Cuz they can’t suck very well.
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how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
