Baby jokes

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

Blueface baby!

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

*having sex on lexapro*

Her: Cum for me, baby!

Me: I'm trying!

Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!

What day is Labor Day?

It's the day mommies have their babies.

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?

Dodge the coat hanger!

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.

What is a baby's favorite song?

"Baby" by Justin Bieber.