Baby jokes
My son.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Good song
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Blueface baby!
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.