Baby jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
My son.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Memes
Good song
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Blueface baby!
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe