What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents
Two wongs don’t make a white
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a hole) I'm singin right from the soul (I'm singin roight from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And someobody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this
What is a babies favorite song? Baby Baby by Justin Bieber
whats the grossest thing ever? A bag of dead babies whats even more gross? The bottom one is still wriggling
When you pull out but the baby's face turns blue
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On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".
Hahaha
Say aiden are you and Gwen dating? oooo u and her sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G then comes the romance then comes engagement then comes the wedding and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then comes cheating and arguments and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!!!!!!!! Aiden + Gwen= Husban and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
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What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
How are babies and elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3 year old gender affirmed girls.
why did the baby cross the road? because he wanted to die
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby you gave it carpet burn
