Away Jokes

Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans but they ran away when I asked if they had papers

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Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!

If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're iNdePendEnt women after all.

Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids

LITTLE BOY: are you an orphan? ORPHAN: yes, what gave me away? LITTLE BOY: your parents

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What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".

mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun

The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.