Away jokes
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.