Away jokes

What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

What do old people have when they are sick.

A going away party.

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the power point/modem.

What’s the difference between women and condoms?

There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!

If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.

Little boy: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Little boy: Your parents.