When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
Why canât Orphans get married ? Because they were already given away
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents
Me:whatâs that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
Why couldnât the orphan run away from home?
Because it didnât have one
Why did Helen Kellerâs dog run away?
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What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
fence 1 - was thinking and fence 2 - said are you still on the fence about runing away. Fence 1- said yeah i was thinking of running one the RAILROAD
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away it's chair
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it? A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb so I asked "are you an orphan?" "Yes" he replied "what gave me away?" He asked "your parents" I said.
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
Why did elsa dog ran away Because she let it go
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
