Away jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!