Away jokes
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.