Away jokes

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.