Away jokes

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.