Away jokes
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.