Away jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"