Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
