Away jokes

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*