My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Away Jokes
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
