Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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your so ugly that when your mama had u she tried to give u away but there was nowhere to give u
yo mama so fat ur dad could never get away
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."
How do homeless people move where there living?
They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿
Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
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My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away
