Away Jokes

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away

What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised

What do old people have when they are sick.

A going away party.

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.

why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars

today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."

How do homeless people move where there living?

They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿

Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one

A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching

yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me

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My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?