Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Y'all ass fr fr.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
