Ass jokes
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Hot water look a**.
Trump is ass.
Memes
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog š, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Iām gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"