Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Ass Jokes
Trump is ass.
Y'all ass fr fr.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Heil Kyle!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
I ass big ass you :-)
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
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Riley Styler :)
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
