Ass jokes
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Heil Kyle!
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
I ass big ass you :-)
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Riley Styler :)
Hot water look a**.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.