Ass jokes
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Y'all ass fr fr.
Trump is ass.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Heil Kyle!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Hot water look a**.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
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Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.