Ass jokes
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Riley Styler :)
I ass big ass you :-)
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Heil Kyle!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.