Ass jokes
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Memes
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
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"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Riley Styler :)
I ass big ass you :-)
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Hot water look a**.
Trump is ass.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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