Ass

Ass jokes

Man

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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    • Ass memes

    Mouth

    The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

    Chair

    Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

    Face

    You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

    Difference

    What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

    Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

    Dad

    Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

    Beauty

    Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

    Nerd

    Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

    Man

    What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?

    Ass Burgers.

    Mom

    Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

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    • Pussy

    Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

    Toilet

    Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

    1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

    2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

    3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

    4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

    5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

    6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    Guy

    What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

    Rocket League!

    (Ali A Intro)

    I like men.

    Wanna smash?

    Suck my balls.

    I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

    This joke sucks terribly.

    Honestly just like and leave.

    Add me on discord.

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