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Say the drive through at MacDonald order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them my sake and say sake that ass
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AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
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Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea
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Ohh my god its a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin noseeee!!!!
The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why did you put yo dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all This? Because I forget to wash and dry them with paper towel.
Riley Styler :)
My brother has a fucking was and I wake up to him twerking
How do you know Thor has your back? He's an Asgardian (Ass guardian).
I ass big ass you :-)
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Q: why d men say ladies first A: s they can ook at there a**
Um honey I'm glad your done but um WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I"M PRETTY SURE FACES DON"T BEND THAT WAY!!
You know a big ass what is i told you its fake ass so im lesbo
