Ass jokes

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

Rice Middle School

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Trump is ass.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Y'all ass fr fr.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!