Ass jokes

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

My ass itches.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

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Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?

Ass Burgers.

Y'all ass fr fr.

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

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