Ass jokes

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

My ass itches.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does Marine stand for?

My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

Trump is ass.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Y'all ass fr fr.

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).