Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
Why I can't have no chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Superman and flash were in the living room pounding back a few beer flash says to Superman i bet you u can fly into wonder woman bed room and get the best pussy of your life so he does it when he goes back to flash Superman says to flash man that was great but my ass kinda burns
I walk in on my little sister when she was naked. The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother n law is going to be a very happy person.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Your so short that I had to ask god why he made you short ass toothpick legs
my ass itches
even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at hooters
Your so ugly and fat and your so lazy ass up and walking
If a gay peson is vegan how does he have sex he will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throught
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife. You pasted between his ass cheeks...
There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses
What's the similarity between your mum and West ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass
Kaleb: Addison, r u okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think i'm annoying and stupid! Do u?
Kaleb: yes once I pound u in the ass
What are two things you could call a fart?
Gass from the ass or oter from the motor!
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