Even the twin towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!! - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker
Heil Kyle!
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
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"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Riley Styler :)
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Hot water look a**.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
