Ass jokes
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Memes
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Y'all ass fr fr.
Heil Kyle!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!