Ass jokes
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.