Buttocks jokes

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"