Buttocks jokes

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.