Buttocks jokes

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.

Big butt

Butt cracks.

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.

Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.