What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Ass Jokes
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Y'all ass fr fr.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.