Asked jokes

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."