Asked Jokes

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

An image of a dinosaur with the text "When you grow up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don't even care."

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"