Asked jokes

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

I was at the bank yesterday.

A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.