Asked jokes

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.