Asian jokes

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”

Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.

What do you call a rich Asian?

A cha-ching.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

How do you disrespect an Asian?

Give them driving lessons.

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.