Asian jokes
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
We can only see 90 degrees.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
Community talk
so there is this guy, let's call him snape. snape is eggman (my crush)'s bestie, and there is something... suspicious about him. there was this one time he said i had the biggest asian eyes, when it is clearly my bully's brother. I personally think my eyes are pretty small, and definetely smaller than my bully's brother's. I have no idea why snape is rooting for someone that is not his friend. plz lmk if this sus
guess what???? i know something about ingenious. he’s actually not even that asian. well he’s half asian. how do i know this he goes to my school. plus he has a freshman girlfriend. he’s actually pretty pathetic. also he moved to another state because his parents were beating him so bad he had to go to foster care. and what he’s saying about him running away is true. he wants to go back because his foster parents are ABUSIVE. and i’m glad. -a friend
is anyone here an asian or from an asian upbringing? 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚