Cha ching

Cha ching jokes

Chinese person

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Mom

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

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  • Cash

    My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

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  • Bank

    My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.