Asian jokes
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I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
fdfds.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
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I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.