Asian jokes
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Robert Ryall
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!