Asian jokes
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Robert Ryall
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Memes
Asians will tell you:
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
[God creating Asians] âAlright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.â
Angel asks, âDoes it eat normal food?â
God replies, â(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.â
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why canât Asians play baseball?
Because they canât see the ball.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Q: Whatâs Jackie Chanâs favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
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Why do Asians donât wear contacts? Cause they canât fitt.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.