Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Robert Ryall
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
