Asian jokes
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
fdfds.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"