Asian

Asian Jokes

Nose

"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"

"A broken nose."

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  • Kid

    What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

    Sum ting wong.

    Penis

    What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

    What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

    God

    [God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”

    Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”

    God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”

    Accident

    Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.

    Common

    What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

    Asians caused them both!

    Name

    When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

    Drink

    Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?

    A: Wo-Tah!

    Name

    How do you name a Chinese person?

    You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

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