What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
Some Ting Wheely Wong
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
i am so disapointed in this race. brown skinned street shitters godamm the lowest of the low southeast asians lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on there phones no iq ugly uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What is the worst part about making Asian girl squirt She charges you for extra sauce
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he’s for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel
Why can’t you take a black Asian guy golfing? because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
POV an Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid and the kidnapper called the kids mom then the mom said no its fine my kid got a b he failed and the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failiure
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam
I got that dawg in me Said the Asian men after lunch
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
what do you call a surprised Asian
Ho Lee Fuc
we can only see 90*
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I am Asian I am so Asian my pronouns are heeEEE/Ya
