Asian jokes
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.