Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Asian Jokes
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
We can only see 90 degrees.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
All Asians look the same.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
