You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
what does asian people eat?
rice
How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-
All Asians look the same.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What do you call an asian? A-chan.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Q:What black, white and Asian? A: A Panda...
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Robert Ryall
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
