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Asian jokes

Kidnapping

    • POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

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    • Stereotype

    • An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

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    • Dog

    • I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

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    • Asian memes

    Golf

    • Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.

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    • Size

    • Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.

    A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.

    First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.

    It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."

    He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.

    She walks away and says ok.

    The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"

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    • God

    • [God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”

    Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”

    God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”

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    • Girl

    • What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

    What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

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    • Name

    • An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

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    • Fire

    • What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

    What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

    What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

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