Asian jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.