Asian jokes
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Memes
Quora asking the real questions.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)