Asian jokes
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
Aliens
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.