Asian Jokes

When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened

A asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son he instantly picks the cooker and says "HE GOT A B+ IN MATHS LAST WEEK HES A FAILURE"

What do you call a white men that’s blind Asian eyes

why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

what do you call an Asian a blind man a very bad driver.

three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner

asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin

There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty

What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree

If I flip off a Asian person He can’t see it

My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."

What makes Asians look like their laughing at everyone their scwinting befor they here the joke

Pov: u go to Asian prison

U get served extra rice

How do Asians name there kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong