Asian

Asian jokes

Fire

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

Kid

Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

Filipino

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

Memes

Bee

Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”

Name

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Grade

What do you call an Asian who gets a B?

It's not a B-sian.

Dead.

Tire

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Dog

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

Squirt

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

Cat

When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”

Mama

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Character

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)