COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
