Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
What language do Asian Karen’s speak? Demandarin.