Asian jokes
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.