What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
what did ahsan do meow meow
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball, they always eat the bat.
The best part about asian jokes are that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
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What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
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Q; What do you call an rich aisan A: dr
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I am Asian I am so Asian my pronouns are heeEEE/Ya
What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
Some Ting Wheely Wong
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
An asian walked up to a another asian that was crying. He asked, "Is somting wong?" The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon"
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