Asian

Asian jokes

Pilot

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

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  • Baby

    Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

    Two wongs don't make a white.

    Stereotype

    What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

    Grade

    Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

    B- Half Average.

    C- Stupid idiot!

    D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

    F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

    Memes

    Baby

    What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

    Aisan

    Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

    What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

    Car

    What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

    Pilot

    You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

    Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

    You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

    Rice

    You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.

    Jesus

    I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

    People

    The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

    The Chinese kid has a home.

    Stereotype

    How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

    Your dog's gone.

    Your finances are done.

    And your floaties.

    Restaurant

    A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

    The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

    The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"