what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
what did ahsan do meow meow
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
what do you call an Asian a blind man a very bad driver.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
we can only see 90*
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
