Asian jokes
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
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I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.