Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Asian Jokes
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
