Ares jokes

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.