Ares jokes
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.