Ares jokes
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.