Ares jokes
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.