Ares jokes
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".