Ares jokes

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!