Ares jokes
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.