Ares jokes
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
There are more than 2 genders.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.