Ares jokes

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage :)

Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

Why are orphans good at dodgeball?

They can dodge adoptions.

Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.

Are you a toaster?

'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.