Ares jokes
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Memes
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.