Ares jokes
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?