Ares jokes
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."