Fritz is Superman

Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"

Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"

Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"

Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"

"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, kid. Fritz is clearly glitching out because he's got zero original thoughts. He's just repeating 'I am Superman' because his brain is as empty as your wallet. It's absurd because it makes no sense, just like your life choices. Facts.

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