Ares jokes
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Like if you are a simp.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?