Ares jokes
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
You are fat.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Animals are just... so hot!
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.