Ares jokes
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
imagine
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Priests are priests.