Ares jokes

Why are orphans so scared of the dark?

The dad can't check the closet for them.

Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they have already lost 2 towers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

Hi Gwen, how is life!

A. Bad, lame, and suckish.

B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?

Fresh roadkill.

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.

My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?

Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.

Mom: Meet my boyfriend.

Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?

Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?