Ares jokes
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
There are only two genders.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.