Ares jokes
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Memes
We are getting rather close guys.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?