Ares jokes
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?