Ares jokes

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

Why are orphans' funerals so small?

They have no loved ones.

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

Masochists and sadists are made for each other.

Sandwiches are yummy! 😋

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

Why are nuts on boys?

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

A B C D E F G.

Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.