Ares jokes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!