Ares jokes
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
There are only two genders.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911