Ares jokes
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
These jokes are all crap.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
There are only two genders.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.