Ares jokes
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.