What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Appliance Jokes
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
