Appliance jokes
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What does a baby in a blender look like? I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.