Appliance jokes
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!