Appliance jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.