Appliance

Appliance Jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Baby

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

Vacuum

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Dishwasher

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Freezer

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Toaster

"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."

Fridge

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

Refrigerator

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Refrigerator

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Refrigerator

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

Refrigerator

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Orphan

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Warmth

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!

Fork

What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.