Appliance

Appliance jokes

Dishwasher

What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?

Kick her.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.