How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.