Appliance jokes
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.