Appliance

Appliance Jokes

Fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.

Frog

What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender.

Baby

What does a baby in a blender look like?

I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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  • Difference

    What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

    Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

    Vacuum

    I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

    Orphan

    What do orphans and TVs have in common?

    At least one of them has a home.

    Gay

    What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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  • Baby

    What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?

    A baby in the microwave!

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  • Fridge

    I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.

    Refrigerator

    What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

    The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.