Appliance jokes
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.