Appliance jokes

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With Doritos!

I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?

The fridge actually runs.

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.

"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

What do you call a midget that waves at you?

A microwave.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"