Appliance jokes
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.