What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
